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A man checked into a hotel. There was a computer in his room, So he decided to send an e-mail to his wife.

However, he accidentally Typed wrong e-mail address, and without realizing his error, he sent the e-mail. Meanwhile.....somewhere in Houston, a widow had just returned home from her husband's funeral. The widow decided to check her e-mail, expecting messages from relatives and friends. After reading the first message, she fainted. The widow's son rushed into the room, found his mother on the floor, and saw the computer screen which read:

To: My Loving Wife

Subject: I've Reached

Date: 16 May 2002

I know you're surprised to hear from me.They have computers here now, and you are allowed to send e-mails to your loved ones. I've just reached and have been checked in. I see that everything has been prepared for your arrival tomorrow. Looking forward to seeing you then! Hope your journey is as uneventful as mine was.

Only Yours

Love

Buzzer Hut

HAPPY INDEPENDENCE DAY!!

Har HINDUSTANI ki juban par hai "HINDUSTAN" ka naara,

Dunia mein sabse khubsurat

HINDUSTAN hamara..

Dekhi saari dunia magar mujhe laga nahi kuch bhi gawaara,

Saare jahan mein jiske charche , wo hai

HINDUSTAN hamara..

Har ek shaks ne ise apne pyar se hain sawara,

Har insaan ke dil mein jo basta hai, wo hai

HINDUSTAN hamara..

Kahte hain hum sar uthakar,hai HINDUSTAN hamko pyara,

Har dil aana chahta hai jahan mein, wo hai

HINDUSTAN hamara..

Hindu, Muslim, Sikh, Isaai , har koi mile yahan pyar se,

Majhab nahi dekhta jo , wo hai

HINDUSTAN hamara..

I LOVE MY "INDIA"AND I PROUD TO BE AN INDIAN

...(_)Ek dost...

....HINDUSTANI

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Why INDIA is in trouble?

Why INDIA is in trouble?
Population: 100 crore

9 crore retired
30 crore in state Govt
17 crore in central Govt (Both Categoy dont work)
1 crore IT professional (dont work for India )
25 crore in school
1 crore r under 5 years
15 crore unemployed
1.2 crore u can find anytime in hospitals
Statistics says u find 79,99,998 people anytime in jail
Rest two are U & I.

You are busy "BloggingOrkuting/ checking Mails/sending fwds/Talking in phone..."!!

HOW CAN I HANDLE INDIA alone? Hmmm? Tell me.......Become serious now!!

Heights

What is height of Fashion????
Ans :- Dhoti with a Zip

What is height of Secrecy???
Ans :- Offering blank visiting cards

What is height of active Laziness???
Ans :- Asking 4 a lift to the house while on a morning walk

What is height of Craziness???
Ans :- Getting a blank paper xeroxed

What is height of Forgetfulness???
Ans :- seeing the mirror and trying to recollect when u saw him/her last

What is height of Stupidity???
Ans :- A man looking 4 a keyhole of a glass door

What is height of Honesty in Bihar ???
Ans :- A Pregnant woman buying one and half railway ticket

What is height of Suicide???
Ans :- A dwarf jumping from the footpath to the road

What is height of De-hydration???
Ans :- A cow giving milk powder

What is height of Kanjoosi(miserness)???
Ans :- Bania's shop has got fire and he is giving miss calls to d fire brigade

joke

Boss:Where were you born ?
sardar : Punjab.
Boss : which part ?
sardar : Kya which part ? Whole body born in punjab.

Sardar : What is the name of your car ?
Lady : I forgot the name, but is starts with "T".
Sardar : Oye Kamaal ki gaadi hai, Tea se start hoti hai. Hamaara gaadi petrol se start hoti hai.

Sardar was busy removing a wheel from his auto. A man asks sardar why are you removing a wheel from your auto.
sardar : Cant you read the board.Parking is only for 2 wheeler

Interviewer : When is your birthday.
Sardar : 13th Oct.
Interviewer : which year ?
sardar : Oye Ullu ke patte : Every year.