Humans Vs Donkey's

Equation 1

 Human = eat + sleep + work + enjoy
 Donkey = eat + sleep

 Therefore:
 Human = Donkey + Work + enjoy

 Therefore:
 Human-enjoy = Donkey + Work

 In other words,
 A Human that doesn't know how to enjoy = Donkey that works.

 ++++++++++++
 Equation 2

 Man = eat + sleep + earn money
 Donkey = eat + sleep

 Therefore:
 Man = Donkey + earn money

 Therefore:
 Man-earn money = Donkey

 In other words,
 Man who doesn't earn money = Donkey

 ++++++++++++
 Equation 3

 Woman= eat + sleep + spend
 Donkey = eat + sleep

 Therefore:
 Woman = Donkey + spend
 Woman - spend = Donkey

 In other words,
 Woman who doesn't spend = Donkey

 ++++++++++++
 To Conclude:
 From Equation 2 and Equation 3

 Man who doesn't earn money = Woman who doesn't spend

 So Man earns money not to let woman become a donkey!
 And a woman spends not to let the man become a donkey!

 So, We have:
 Man + Woman = Donkey + earn money + Donkey + Spend money

 Therefore from postulates 1 and 2, we can conclude

 Man + Woman = 2 Donkeys that live happily together!

Documentary of Discovery of Lost city Dwarka.

Documentary on the city founded by Lord Krishna and its remains found.. a MUST SEE

Underwater Worlds 3 Ancient Aliens - Dwaraka

Some artifacts about 32000 yrs. old. whereas the ocean covered the whole place about 9000 yrs ago.

My new minesweeper Score

Ok this was well kindof luck.. Completed beginner of minesweeper in 4 secs. :)

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Kids Are Quick

I Got this e-mail from one of my friends..  :)

____________ _________ ______ _________

TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America .
MARIA: Here it is.
TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?
CLASS: Maria.
____________ _________ _________ ______

TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
JOHN: You told me to do it without using tables.
____________ _________ _________ _________ ___

TEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'
GLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D- I-A-L'
TEACHER: No, that's wrong
GLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it..

(I Love this kid)
____________ _________ _________ _________ _____

TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
DONALD: H I J K L M N O.
TEACHER: What are you talking about?
DONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
____________ _________ _________ ____

TEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
WINNIE: Me!
____________ _________ _________ _________ ___

TEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
GLEN: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
____________ _________ _________ _________

TEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with ' I. '
MILLIE: I is..
TEACHER: No, Millie..... Always say, 'I am.'
MILLIE: All right... 'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.'
____________ _________ _________ __
TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it.
Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
LOUIS: Because George still had the axe in his hand..
____________ _________ _________ ________
TEACHER: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
SIMON: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
____________ _________ _________

TEACHER: Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
CLYDE : No, sir. It's the same dog.
____________ _________ _________ _____
TEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
HAROLD: A teacher
____________ _________ _________ ____
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Fraud done by IDEA cellular guys.

Hi guys, this one is serious.

How much time do you think a company takes to activate a data card? Well I believe a day or two...

But in this case its not so.

My aunt purchased an idea data card no 989195**** on 19th Feb, 2010 and guess what it’s not even activated till date. When I came to know about her grievance, I thought of blogging the whole scene.
Well here goes the story...

My aunt age 55 (she's not that much kind of techie), living in Delhi. She bought this idea data and sim (at Rs 2600, whose real market price is about Rs.2350 and the shop keeper made the slip of Rs 2450. At-least she got one... :) ) from a shop near her house. But when the card wasn't activated, she first complained the shop owner. Who asked for some time. Now after that time, she again approached the shop who referred her to the idea customer care shop in that area. Then, she went to this customer care centre. After few visits to the customer care centre and the shop, she got referred by them to the Head office of idea cellular in Connaught Place. She even went there and submitted photocopies of passport, pan card etc on 24th march and was promised her that the card will be activated in 2-3 days after verification.

Now the cool thing is that the verification guy neither turned up nor she got any verification call, and the shop keeper says that there are 3 negative reports have been registered against her name and the verification was completed n her no. remains deactivated. Now neither the card is getting activated nor the shopkeeper is refunding the money back.

Anyways, I told her to stop wandering around and to send a mail directly to the idea customer care complaint centre or some director. Let’s see whether they reply or not otherwise she can go to consumer court.

I will keep on posting the course of events from now on.... :)


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My pet parrot dancing in his own tune :D

this vedio was taken by my brother.. :)

My new Minesweeper score (intermidiate lvl)

New Minesweeper score intermediate lvl completed in 48 seconds.

And yes beginner level my smallest ( i.e 6 sec) is from my other account.. :)

The word Idiot !!!!!

Wondering why i took this word!

Its simple the meaning of this particular word has changed in modern English or better say Hinglish(Hindi + English) and that too after the release of a great hit movie of Amir Khan ( 3 Idiots)...

Now! if you call someone an idiot then he/she really likes to be called an idiot!

Don't believe me:- see this facebook page: http://www.facebook.com/pages/3-Idiots/172934923994?ref=nf

a link of the 3- idiots community..

if you haven't seen the movie yet, then simply go for it! Its worth a watch!

Are public networking sites like facebook orkut etc useful??

I don't know why generally people guys say that these websites are a waste. Well me being an net savvy guy, I say it’s useful so I thought of some points to strengthen my point, so here this goes:-

• It’s a way to network and meet new people.
• Well don't expect me to keep a record of all phone numbers and calling all my long list of friends from various schools I have attended (I had many), college and after college life etc I have been associated with.
• Find your lost friends, old friends, far away ones and maintain contact with them.
• For advertisers- (especially for adverts targeting specific net savvy audience or younger generation)
• Earning way for others (see various applications in FaceBook or orkut etc, its a goooood business).
• See what others are up to (sounds fishy) or make network groups etc.. kind-of time killing method. Anyways it depends on individual preferences and perception what he does with this info or meeting ground.

Well About WASTE of time-> well if you are not doing anything constructive then u are wasting time.. My personal point of view:- I don't like people sitting infront of these websites browsing others whole day and waiting for a scrap to pour in.

Anyways if you can think of any more points then add yours too.. :)

New Minesweeper Score

This time i did it in 6 seconds... ;)

New initiative of Govt of India!! Grievance Redness Mechanism

Do you have any complaints against any government authority not doing their job!!! Now simply go to Link: http://www.pgportal.gov.in/ and lodge a complaint. ;) The govt. wants people to use this tool to highlight the problems they faced while dealing with Government officials or departments like 1) Railways

2) Posts

3) Telecom   Bharat Sanchar Nigam Limited (BSNL) Mahanagar Telephone Nigam Limited (MTNL )

4) Urban Development   Delhi Development Authority (DDA) Land &Development Office (L&DO)  Central Public Works Department (CPWD)

5) Petroleum & Natural Gas

6) Civil Aviation ( Air India , Airports Authority of India , etc)

7) Shipping , Road Transport & Highways

8) Tourism

9) Public Sector Banks (Complaint Area) Allahabad Bank  Andhra Bank Bank of Baroda Bank of India Bank of Maharashtra Canara Bank Central Bank of India Corporation Bank Dena Bank Indian Bank Indian Overseas Bank Industrial Development Bank of India Ltd National Bank for Agriculture and Rural Development Oriental Bank of Commerce Punjab & Sind Bank Punjab National Bank Small Industries Development Bank of India State Bank of Bikaner & Jaipur State Bank of Hyderabad State Bank of India State Bank of Indore State Bank of Mysore State Bank of Patiala State Bank of Travancore Syndicate Bank UCO Bank Union Bank of India United Bank of India Vijaya Bank

10) Public Sector Insurance Companies GIC of India Life Insurance Corporation of India National Insurance Company Ltd. The New India Assurance Company Ltd. The Oriental Insurance Company Ltd.   United India Insurance Company Ltd.

11) National Saving Scheme of Ministry of Finance

12) Employees' Provident Fund Organization

13) Regional Passport Authorities Regional Passport Office, Ahemadabad Regional Passport Office, Amritsar Regional Passport Office, Bangalore Regional Passport Office, Bareilly Regional Passport Office, Bhopal Regional Passport Office, Bhubaneswar Regional Passport Office, Chandigarh Regional Passport Office, Chennai Regional Passport Office, Cochin Regional Passport Office, Coimbatore Regional Passport Office, Dehradun Regional Passport Office, Delhi Regional Passport Office, Ghaziabad Regional Passport Office, Goa Regional Passport Office, Guwahati Regional Passport Office, Hyderabad Regional Passport Office, Jaipur Regional Passport Office, Jalandhar Regional Passport Office, Jammu Regional Passport Office, Kolkata Regional Passport Office, Kozhikode Regional Passport Office, Lucknow Regional Passport Office, Madurai Regional Passport Office, Malappuram Regional Passport Office, Mumbai Regional Passport Office, Nagpur Regional Passport Office, Patna Regional Passport Office, Pune Regional Passport Office, Raipur Regional Passport Office, Ranchi Regional Passport Office, Shimla Regional Passport Office, Srinagar Regional Passport Office, Surat Regional Passport Office, Thane Regional Passport Office, Trichy Regional Passport Office, Trivandrum Regional Passport Office, Visakhapatnam

14) Central Government Health Scheme

15) Central Board of Secondary Education

16) Kendriya Vidyalaya Sangathan

17) National Institute of Open Schooling

18) Navodaya Vidyalaya Samiti

19) Central Universities

20) ESI Hospitals and Dispensaries directly controlled by ESI Corporation under Ministry of Labour

Many of us say that these things don't work in India .
Couple of months back, the Faridabad Municipal Corporation laid new roads in his area and the residents were very happy about it. But 2 weeks later, BSNL dug up the newly laid roads to install new cables which annoyed all the residents.. A resident used the above listed grievance forum to highlight his concern.. To his surprise, BSNL and Municipal Corporation of Faridabad were served a show cause notice and the guy received a copy of the notice in one week. Government has asked the MC and BSNL about the goof up as it's clear that both the government departments were not in sync at all.

So use this grievance forum and educate others who don't know about this facility.
This way we can at least raise our concerns instead of just talking about the 'System' in India .

Invite your friends to contribute for many such happenings.

PLEASE SPREAD THIS MESSAGE IF U WANT OUR INDIA TO HAVE A BETTER TOMORROW & FORWARD THIS MAIL TO AS MANY AS POSSIBLE.

My new minesweeper score

This time i was able to manage it in 7 sec.. :)

Fw: A precautionary measure - Swine flu homeopathic medicine

Hi, A homeopathic dose for swine flu. A precautionary measure. Please try and take it in order to avoid this dreadful disease. 1. Influenzinium – 1m This has to be taken only for 1 day – 3times. (morning, noon and night) 2. Gelsenium 200 This has to be taken for 5 days – 2 times (morning and evening) Please pass this information to all your known ones in order to put a halt to this dreadful disease. Please take care. Note: I got this mail from one of my friends, me NOT a doctor/physician so don't know if these really works!! Any type of comments will be appreciated.

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FW: Important Info - Emergency Prepardenss : Swine Flue ( H1N1)

Dear All,

With the first swine flu death being recorded in INDIA (Pune) day before yesterday, it will be all important to keep a ready reckon at hand. More so we need to be aware of the correct symptoms and the right place for treatment. So in case we have someone who is seen to have symptoms we could guide them to the right hospital.

The presentation(LINK) would give you additional details about the swine flu, its symptoms and the actions that need to be initiated. (Click here for the presentation)

As a Unified Force we can stop the spread of this EPIDEMIC and cure the affected ones with timely and correct treatment. Please forward the brochure to as many known people as possible so as to make them aware and be part of the Unified Force. Please do not Panic or encourage any rumors.

	GOVERNMENT AUTHORIZED HOSPITALS FOR TREATMENT OF SWINE FLU City Hospital Address Contact Chennai King Institute of Preventive Medicine (24/7 Service) Guindy, Chennai – 32 (044) 22501520, 22501521 & 22501522 Communicable Diseases Hospital Thondiarpet, Chennai (044) 25912686/87/88, 9444459543 Government General Hospital Opp. Central Railway Station, Chennai – 03 (044) 25305000, 25305723, 25305721, 25330300 Pune Naidu Hospital Nr Le'Meridian, Raja Bahadur Mill, GPO, Pune - 01 (020) 26058243 National Institute of Virology 20A Ambedkar Road, Pune - 11 (020) 26006290 Kolkata ID Hospital 57,Beliaghata, Beliaghata Road, Kolkata - 10‎ (033) 23701252 Coimbatore Government General Hospital Near Railway Station, Trichy Road, Coimbatore - 18 (0422) 2301393, 2301394, 2301395, 2301396 Hyderabad Govt. General and Chest Diseases Hospital, Erragadda, Hyderabad (040) 23814939 Mumbai Kasturba Gandhi Hospital Arthur Road, N M Joshi Marg, Jacob Circle, Mumbai - 11 (022) 23083901, 23092458, 23004512 Sir J J Hospital J J Marg, Byculla, Mumbai - 08 (022) 23735555, 23739031, 23760943, 23768400 / 23731144 / 5555 / 23701393 / 1366 Haffkine Institute Acharya Donde Marg, Parel, Mumbai - 12 (022) 24160947, 24160961, 24160962 Kochi Government Medical College Gandhi Nagar P O, Kottayam - 08 (0481) 2597311,2597312 Government Medical College Vandanam P O, Allapuzha - 05 (0477) 2282015 Taluk Hospital Railway Station Road, Alwaye, Ernakulam (0484) 2624040 Sathyajit - 09847840051 Taluk Hospital Perumbavoor PO, Ernakulam 542 (0484) 2523138 Vipin – 09447305200 Gurgaon & Delhi All India Institute of Medical Sciences (AIIMS) Ansari Nagar, Aurobindo Marg Ring Road, New Delhi - 29 (011) 26594404, 26861698 Prof. R C Deka - 9868397464 National Institute for Communicable Diseases 22, Sham Nath Marg, New Delhi - 54 (011) 23971272/060/344/524/449/326 Dr. Ram Manohar Lohia Hospital Kharak Singh Marg, New Delhi - 01 (011) 23741640, 23741649, 23741639 Dr. N K Chaturvedi – 9811101704 Vallabhai Patel Chest Institute University Enclave, New Delhi- 07 (011) 27667102, 27667441, 27667667, 27666182 Bangalore Victoria Hospital K R Market, Kalasipalayam, Bangalore - 02 (080) 26703294 Dr. Gangadhar - 94480-49863 SDS Tuberculosis & Rajiv Gandhi Institute of Chest Diseases Hosur Road, Hombegowda Nagar, Bangalore - 29 (080) 26631923 Dr. Shivaraj - 99801-48780 STAY ALERT! PREVENT AGAINST SWINE FLU

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My Emotional Quotient

Ankit took the quiz What is your EQ (Emotional Intelligence Quotient)? and the result is

 Your EQ is 159

Two possibilities - you've either out "Dr. Phil-ed" Dr. Phil... or you're a dirty liar.

Seriously though, your whole "Don't Worry, Be Happy" philosophy is really what defines emotional intelligence.
You're warm, open, and very optimistic. You know how to act appropriately, even if you don't feel like it.

You are a good communicator, and you have little difficulty with personal relationships - even when you're dealing with difficult people.
In general, you are successful, capable, together person. You get what you want out of life.

Be careful in use of Cell Phone.

A few days ago, a person was recharging his cell phone at home. Just at that time a call Came in and he answered it with the Instrument still connected to the outlet. After a few seconds electricity flowed into the cell phone unrestrained and the young man was thrown to the ground with a heavy thud. His parents rushed to the room only to find him unconscious, with a weak heartbeat and burnt fingers. He was rushed to the nearby hospital, but was pronounced dead on arrival. Cell phones are a very useful modern invention.. However, we must be aware that it can also be an instrument of death. Never use the cell phone while it is hooked to the electrical outlet!  FORWARD THIS MESSAGE TO THE PEOPLE THAT MATTER IN YOUR LIFE!!!!

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An award Indian winning add for a cause.

The song is in Hindi and about Holi festival. See WIKI.

Finally a MUST watch vedio. I bet you'll like it. :)

A New Discovery- Area of triangle

Well the area of a right angled triangle ie 0.5 * length * height is proved wrong..See below to know how-->

Please indicate if you find any kindof error.. 

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