1.A little girl asked her mother: How did the human race appear?
The mother answered: God made Adam and Eve and they had children and so was
all mankind made.
Two days later she asks her father the same question.
The father answered:Many years ago there were monkeys from which the human race was developed.
The confused girl returns to her mother and says: Mom how is it possible that you told me that the human race was created by God and Papa says they were developed from monkeys.
The mother answers: Well dear, it is very simple. I told you about the origin of my side of the family, while your father told you about his side...
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2. Boy: Are you sure that u only love me?
Girl: Ya. I checked the whole list yesterday
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3. on a very romantic day lover asked his girl friend,'darling will you give me ring on ring ceremony?'
girl friend,'ya, sure give me your number i'll give you the ring twice if you say'
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4. In a restaurant, a man ordered soup but, as soon as it arrived, he had to go to the bathroom. To make sure that nobody touched his soup while he is away, he wrote on a napkin: "I SPIT IN THE SOUP".
When he returned, he found another message on napkin: "ME, TOO".
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5. Two policemen are in a patrol car:
- Could you check if the directionals work on your side of the car?
The other policeman looks through the window and says:
- Yes, no, yes, no, yes, no, yes, no...
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6. Teacher: Pappu, go to the map and find North
America.
Pappu: Here it is
Teacher: Correct, Now class, who discovered
America?
Class: Pappu
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7. In a restaurant, a man ordered soup but, as soon as it arrived, he had to go to the bathroom. To make sure that nobody touched his soup while he is away, he wrote on a napkin: "I SPIT IN THE SOUP".
When he returned, he found another message on napkin: "ME, TOO".
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1000 Rs. talktime..??
Then log onto-
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9. Another Moon?... Possible
Another Sun?... Possible
Another Sky?... Possible
Another person Like U?... Impossible
'Coz God can't make the same Mistake twice
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