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Happy New Year!!!

First of all i will like to wish all of the people who will be visiting my blog a very very happy new year.


Well now its 10:08 pm here nearly 2 hrs for the new year to come and i wish :- Like birds, let us leave behind what we don’t need to carry… Grudges, Sadness, Pain, Fear and Regrets. Life is beautiful, Enjoy it. Happy New Year.




There will be many memories of your lifes during the past year, some which bring happiness and some bring sadness, same with me. Well it goes on and lets hope the coming year would bring new opportunities for us all.


Have you made any cool resolutions for this year?????????????

I have made to work more harder for exams more serious towards future, and yes try to keep pace and blog regularly.

Well truly speaking i also make some every year etc but this time i will make one more resolution and that is to complete this resolution. Hope so..


Oh its 10:17 now me in hostel will have dance etc at 12..Gotta go bye.. and happy new year once again..


An incident.

Can call whatever u like to!!! An incident.
























and finally!!!!!!!!!!


My first Meme ever.

Few days back i got a message from one of my blogger friends meghna to write a meme. That time i did'nt even knew what a meme was, then i went on with other blogs to find about it.Now i am thinking what to write about, should I go with the movie reviews or place my favorite music and other stuff here or do something else. Ok now most of the thing about me is already known to every one. few other stuff about me:-

Can't do without internet: ya i am kind of addicted to net. I learnt a lot here, made new friends, and to me easiest way to connect to my new and old friends and yes express my thoughts. An idea came to my mind of starting my own website but for now i am contented with my small blog.

music:- Selecting Music is a very tough job for a guy like me who listen to both western and indian music. Now days i listen to even punjabi. So if i start naming all of them i think my readers will just switch on..

Going with the films i like mostly action films, fantacy films, few romantic and Horror too( not choice of everyone) .. are some of my fav's to name a few are Matrix Triology,DDLJ,Green Mile,Independence Day,Swadesh,Kal Ho Na Ho,Rock,True Lies,Mr an Mrs Smith,Harry potter(1,2,3),Vanhelseing,and many more it just goes on changing with new ones....

Born Mathematics Geniuses

hi i just got an email from my friend on Born Mathematics Geniuses.. from my friend Ankur Goyal

ENJOY THE REAL MATHEMATICS!!!!!










Feelings - in depth meaning


Little girl and her father were crossing a bridge.
The father was kind of scared so he asked his little daughter, "Sweetheart, please hold my hand so that you don't fall into the river." The little girl said, "No, Dad. You hold my hand."
"What's the difference?" Asked the puzzled father.
"There's a big difference," replied the little girl.
"If I hold your hand and something happens to me, chances are that I may let your hand go. But if you hold my hand, I know for sure that no matter what happens, you will never let my hand go."

In any relationship, the essence of trust is not in its bind, but in its bond. So hold the hand of the person who loves you rather than expecting them to hold yours...
This message is too short......but carries a lot of feelings.

MY top Solitaire score.

Hi all just made my top score in solitaire game. Score is 8092 in time 93 seconds...


just wanted to add the whole picture here but not clear here. Also added here.

http://us.share.geocities.com/ankit_shukla1/blog/score1.JPG

or go to my geocities page and see the last link at the bottom if this link dosent work well.

Students abuse by teachers

It was today i actually decided to get into the all round abuse drive by bloggers. First of all i thought hardly what should i write about abuse because there are many kinds of abuses and many forms of abuse. ABUSE- An improper use of power, its a type of misuse, can be a sort of insulting language, could be an unjust or currupt practice, a maltreatment(child abuse), illtreatment. Then this one came to my mind. As the topic indicates i am writing about the Student abuse in schools by their teachers.

There have been even many reports of student deaths due to this beating by their teachers or private tutors. Say teacher asked some sort of question from the student and the student was not able to anwser that - teacher lost his temper and started his non-voilent act. Better if give some real life examples see for yourself Teacher Beats student to death.where a teacher beats up an 8th std student to death and other similar incident this one

What i here intend to say that these(above 2) kinds of incients may be somewhat uncommon of student dying due to teachers beatings and the teacher ending up in jail. But what about others who go on with these kind of abuse incidently or even bear it for the longer duration of time. Basically this is a kind of well known child abuse but affects both physically and psycological behaviour of the child. Physical abuse is a visible form and can easily be detected by others, by parents etc where the teacher uses generally striking, slapping, hair pulling, pinching etc with these kids. Its on some occasons (enerally argued by teachers)of these measures for correcting the students and is acceptable by both parents and later by students. But excess of these resullts in illeffects on the student both on his studies, his behaviour and his rest of his entire life.Yes tis kind of behavior is banned in many countries of the world and strict action can be taken against the teacher if found guilty.

The other one is kind of emotional abuse or psycological which includes verbally by yelling on the child, name-calling, constant criticism, insults, threats, intimidation, humiliation. As well, isolating the child from friends or regular activities, and using silent treatment against him and his developnment. Now this kind of psycological treatment is generally never concerned with as no one can prove it nor the victim is in the position to complain probably he is afraid in doing so. So what will the student do in this case.Moreover (generally speaking) the number of students affected by psycological affects due to illtreatment are also less at a perticular place so normally get unnoticed. Now physical assult can be clearly seen and talked about and among the students. what abt this one.. do you have answers??

Now question arises why do teacher do such kind of act or better say why do teacher beat students?? Now as i am not related psycology so i can't come up with full explanation but will try to answer my best.
One thing which came up to my mind is old fashioned(barbaric) techniques or say beating is generally and normally used technique to make a student on the right path. That can be easily adopted by teachers. Second thing which came up to my mind was the teachers own personal problems which results in his this kind of behaviour. Third teacher is insane(generally quoted by students). If you know any please let me know waiting for your replies.

I found some organisations working against this kind of abuse some are:-
www.who.int
www.afruca.org
http://www.violencestudy.org/
http://www.unhchr.ch/
http://www.stop-abuse.org
http://www.savethechildren.net/homepage
http://www.defence-for-children.org/
http://www.crin.org/
http://www.casa-alianza.org/EN/index-en.shtml
http://www.savethechildren.org.uk/childrights/index.html
http://www.ispcan.org/

the future of human race..(Do read it)

This just came into my mind today morning. A strange topic to write about in my blog. So whats will be the future of mankind or say human race on this planet, will it be good or worse.

Some time back i saw on discovery channel that the scientists are developing various gadgets which can be attached with human beings as an extra memory say a kind of HDD so that people can store extra information in it directly transferring the data from their brains(sounds weired). Within the next two centuries, telephones and the like will be totally obsolete. Televisions and like will disappear. Every person's physical body will contain the capabilities. Nobody will have to bother dialing a telephone. A person will only need to beam out the number of the desired party from his own built-in phone, with its antennae located in the eyebrows or from his hair, and the other person will receive the call the same built-in way. That's how easy it will be to place a phone call. And those who wont upgrade themselves will be left behind( According to Darwins theory "Survival of the fittest") . And if any problem comes with our body we will have to show that to Robotic engineer cum doctor.

In 1998 a person developed a mechanic hand that can be controlled through internet scientist are developing such things for performing operations( doctors on one side of the planet and patient on other).Don't know what will happen if there will be a network congestion.

Moreover scientists can now change the genes and mix them with animals genes to create new type which neither resembles any of the previous ones.Well lets go more further.. how about 500 or 1000 yrs from now. Humans changed into half machines much advanced race than us and calling to their relatives residing in other planets.

Just take for example about 100 years ago from now if we would have said to people that in future we can fly in aircrafts, talk to anyone from anywhere using mobiles and have a device named computer which can do so many tasks they might call us insane.

But will all these technical advances really help mankind?? Take for eg. mobiles they are now known to create cancers. Television for eye problems etc. What about others warfare items?

Mankind will also be effected by environmental factors.

Lets take for example global warming. Do u really believe that human race will extinct with gradual change or even say sudden change of climatic conditions( Movie "Day After Tomorrow"). I would say no. Many will definitely die but human race won't get extinct. I say so because humans can travel from one place to another much faster (aircrafts) than other species on this planet, though many will be left behind. What about increasing content of CO2 and other gases and pollution? The number of percentage patients have increased complaining about asthma, lung cancer etc.Three months back i saw an add in Television people selling a device which absorbs the Co2 and other harmful gases present in a room, made especially for these people. Is this the future, because concentration of these gases is increasing day by day. Yes life will still survive and give rise to species which can live also in those conditions as "life always finds a way" dialog from "Jurassic Park" movie. eg Scientists say that cockroaches can even survive a "nuclear war". What if it really happens in future?
I read somewhere that a guy was talking about energy crises and pollution stuff and he got a simple comment from other one that the scientists will find out a new way gave eg of solar energy wind energy etc but still these gases concentration is increasing.

I think i may not stop writing about this topic but this one going very long things are just flowing into my mind and i can't stop.

Well we can only predict what the future will be. It may be possible that after few 100 years from now(if my blog still remains on net). A person might come to this post and adds his comment that he went to mars in his college trip . Who knows?????

Some Coincidence pics

Eyes..

Rabbits..


Someones listening...



Is that his hair??




Time to Study

Hi Friends,

It Is No Fault Of Student Becoz A Year Has Only 365 Days.

Days In A Year = 365

Sundays = 52 Days
Sundays Are Meant For Rest

Days Left = 313 Days

Summer Vacations = 60 Days
Weather Is Very Hot, and its a Vacation

Days Left = 253 Days

8 Hours Of Daily Sleep = 122 Days
Sleep Is Necessary

Days Left = 131

1 Hour Daily For Play = 15 Days
Its Good For Health

Days Left = 116 Days

2 Hours Daily For Food = 30 Days
Chew The Food Properly Don't Care For Time

Days Left = 86 Days

Examination Days In A Year = 30 Days
Giving Exams Is Necessary

Days Left = 56 Days

Winter Vacations = 25 Days

Weather Is Cold Its Difficult To Study

Days Left = 31 Days

Other Holidays = 20 Days

These Holidays Are To Enjoy

Days Left = 11 Days

Illness At least Once A Year = 8 Days
Becoz Of Illness Study Is Difficult

Days Left = 3 Days

Result Days = 3 Days
Going And Taking Result Is Necessary

Days Left =0 Days

So Tell Me Where Is The Time To Study?

Spelling Mistakes

Don't skip this just because it looks weird. Believe it or not you can read it.

I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdgnieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid!

Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer inwaht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas thought slpeling was ipmorant.

Love Marriage VS Arranged Marriage - The IT Perspective

Love Marriage: Resembles procedural programming language. We have some set functions like flirting, going to movies together, making long conversations on phone and then try to fit all functions to the candidate we like.

Arranged Marriage: Similar to object oriented programming approach. We first fix the candidate and then try to implement functions on her. The main object is fixed and various functions are added to supplement the main program. The functions can be added or deleted.

Love Marriage: It is a throwaway type of prototype as client requirements rises with time thus it is a dynamic system and difficult to maintain.

Arranged Marriage: Requirements are well defined so use of waterfall model is possible.

Love Marriage: Family system hangs because hardware called parents are not responding.
Arranged Marriage: Compatible with hardware Parents.

Love Marriage: You are the project leader so u are responsible for implementation and execution of PROJECT- married life.

Arranged Marriage: You are a team member under project leader parents so they are responsible for successful execution of project Married life.

Love Marriage: Client expectations include exciting feature as spouse cooking food, washing clothes etc.

Arranged Marriage: All these features are covered in the SRS as required features.

Love Marriage: Acceptance test possible you can try before you Buy.

Arranged Marriage: Product is sold on an as is where is basis. Product once sold will not be taken back!

Think Of This...

Does the reverse side also have a reverse side ?

If the universe is everything, and scientists say that the universe is
expanding, what is it expanding into ?

Why is a carrot more orange than an orange ?

Why is it, when a door is open it's ajar, but when a jar is open,
it's not adoor ?

Tell a man that there are 400 billion stars and he'll believe you.
Tell him a bench has wet paint and he has to touch it !

How come Superman could stop bullets with his chest, but always ducked
when
someone threw a gun at him ?

Why is lemon juice mostly artificial ingredients but dishwashing liquid
contains real lemons ?

Why do we put suits in a garment bag and put garments in a suitcase ?

Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle ?

Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard ?

Atheism is a non-prophet organisation.

If man evolved from monkeys and apes, why do we still have monkeys and
apes ?

I went to a bookstore and asked the saleswoman, "Where's the self-help
section?" She said if she told me, it would defeat the purpose.

If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is it
considered a hostage situation

Movies Related to College Life

Exam == Kalyug,

Classes == Kabhi Kabhi

Viva == Encounter

Examination Hall == Chamber of Secret

Examiner == Mrityudata

Course == GodZilla

Paper Correction == Andha Kanoon

Exam Time == Qayamat se Qayamat Tak

Question Paper == Paheli

Answer Paper == Kora Kagaz

Marks == Ashambhav

Paper Out == Plan

Cheating == Aksar

Last Exam == Independence Day

Result == Sadma

Pass == Ajooba / Chamatkar

Fail == Devdas

Vacations == Masti

Supplementary == Aakhri Rasta

KID

One day, the phone rang, and a little boy answered.
"May I speak to your parents?"
"They're busy."
"Oh. Is anybody else there?"
"The police."
"Can I speak to them?"
"They are busy."
"Oh. Is anybody else there?"
"The firemen."
"Can I speak to them?"
"They are busy."
"So let me get this straight-your parents, the police, and the firemen are there, but they're all busy?
What are they doing?"
"Looking for me!"

Enjoy to read it

A small story (comedy)

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13 THINGS COMMON TO ALL ENGG COLLEGES

1). The lecturers dont teach.The students don't study.The only guy who benefits is the one who owns the 'dhaba' next to the college.

2). Rules are made to be broken.

3). Promises are made to be broken.

4). Deadlines are made to be extended...ALWAYS!

5). Guys always think the chics in the college next lane are more beautiful.

6). The lab assistants are the most respected people(i.e. during the lab exams)

7). The watchmen are the people most bribed.

8). The HOD is the person most respected(heights of sycophancy here).

9). The principal is the person most abused and insulted(i.e. behind the back)

10). Dropping subjects is 'cool'.(arre yaar..drop the idea of dropping subjects plzz).

11). There is always a lecturer in the college who can't speak proper 'english'.

12). Night-out is the second most important tool to ace the exams.

13). All time u will be in debate with students of other branch as their branch is d BEST

Joke

Laloo Prasad sent his Bio Data 2 apply 4 a post in Microsoft,

A few days later he got this reply:=

Dear Mr. Laloo Prasad,

You do not meet our requirements. Please do not send any further correspondence. No phone call shall be entertained.Thanks Bill Gates.


Laloo jumped with joy on receiving this reply.


He arranged a press conference: "Bhaiyon aur Behno, aap ko jan k khushi ho gi k hum ko US mein naukri mil gayee hai." Everyone was delighted.

Laloo continued "Ab hum aap sab ko apna appointment Letter parh k sunaongaa? par letter angreeze main hai-isliyen sath-sath Hindi main translate bhi karoonga.


Dear Mr. Laloo Prasad-Pyare Laloo prasad bhaiyya

You do not meet--aap to miltay hee naheen ho

our requirement--humko to zaroorat hai

Please donot send any furthur correspondence--ab Letter vetter bhejne ka kaouno zaroorat nahee.

No phone call--phoonwa ka bhee zaroorat nahee hai

shall be entertained--bahut khaatir kee jayegi

Thanks--aapkaa bahut bahut dhanyavad.

Bill Gates--Tohar Bilva

Enjoy to read it......

A man checked into a hotel. There was a computer in his room, So he decided to send an e-mail to his wife.

However, he accidentally Typed wrong e-mail address, and without realizing his error, he sent the e-mail. Meanwhile.....somewhere in Houston, a widow had just returned home from her husband's funeral. The widow decided to check her e-mail, expecting messages from relatives and friends. After reading the first message, she fainted. The widow's son rushed into the room, found his mother on the floor, and saw the computer screen which read:

To: My Loving Wife

Subject: I've Reached

Date: 16 May 2002

I know you're surprised to hear from me.They have computers here now, and you are allowed to send e-mails to your loved ones. I've just reached and have been checked in. I see that everything has been prepared for your arrival tomorrow. Looking forward to seeing you then! Hope your journey is as uneventful as mine was.

Only Yours

Love

Buzzer Hut

HAPPY INDEPENDENCE DAY!!

Har HINDUSTANI ki juban par hai "HINDUSTAN" ka naara,
Dunia mein sabse khubsurat
HINDUSTAN hamara..
Dekhi saari dunia magar mujhe laga nahi kuch bhi gawaara,
Saare jahan mein jiske charche , wo hai
HINDUSTAN hamara..
Har ek shaks ne ise apne pyar se hain sawara,
Har insaan ke dil mein jo basta hai, wo hai
HINDUSTAN hamara..
Kahte hain hum sar uthakar,hai HINDUSTAN hamko pyara,
Har dil aana chahta hai jahan mein, wo hai
HINDUSTAN hamara..
Hindu, Muslim, Sikh, Isaai , har koi mile yahan pyar se,
Majhab nahi dekhta jo , wo hai
HINDUSTAN hamara..
I LOVE MY "INDIA"AND I PROUD TO BE AN INDIAN
...(_)Ek dost...
....HINDUSTANI
.../..\_▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒
\/\./.▒▒▒▒۞▒▒▒
.._w_.▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒

Why INDIA is in trouble?

Why INDIA is in trouble?
Population: 100 crore

9 crore retired
30 crore in state Govt
17 crore in central Govt (Both Categoy dont work)
1 crore IT professional (dont work for India )
25 crore in school
1 crore r under 5 years
15 crore unemployed
1.2 crore u can find anytime in hospitals
Statistics says u find 79,99,998 people anytime in jail
Rest two are U & I.

You are busy "BloggingOrkuting/ checking Mails/sending fwds/Talking in phone..."!!

HOW CAN I HANDLE INDIA alone? Hmmm? Tell me.......Become serious now!!

Heights

What is height of Fashion????
Ans :- Dhoti with a Zip

What is height of Secrecy???
Ans :- Offering blank visiting cards

What is height of active Laziness???
Ans :- Asking 4 a lift to the house while on a morning walk

What is height of Craziness???
Ans :- Getting a blank paper xeroxed

What is height of Forgetfulness???
Ans :- seeing the mirror and trying to recollect when u saw him/her last

What is height of Stupidity???
Ans :- A man looking 4 a keyhole of a glass door

What is height of Honesty in Bihar ???
Ans :- A Pregnant woman buying one and half railway ticket

What is height of Suicide???
Ans :- A dwarf jumping from the footpath to the road

What is height of De-hydration???
Ans :- A cow giving milk powder

What is height of Kanjoosi(miserness)???
Ans :- Bania's shop has got fire and he is giving miss calls to d fire brigade

joke

Boss:Where were you born ?
sardar : Punjab.
Boss : which part ?
sardar : Kya which part ? Whole body born in punjab.

Sardar : What is the name of your car ?
Lady : I forgot the name, but is starts with "T".
Sardar : Oye Kamaal ki gaadi hai, Tea se start hoti hai. Hamaara gaadi petrol se start hoti hai.

Sardar was busy removing a wheel from his auto. A man asks sardar why are you removing a wheel from your auto.
sardar : Cant you read the board.Parking is only for 2 wheeler

Interviewer : When is your birthday.
Sardar : 13th Oct.
Interviewer : which year ?
sardar : Oye Ullu ke patte : Every year.

Imagine ur self in a Sprite Ad

Your Colleague : Hey!! Kya yahan baitha mail forward karta rahta
hai yaar !! Naye packages dekh.... Naye language seekh. Night out
...Fundoo programming kar like me....! Do something cool man !!

You : Achha! To usse Kya hoga ..

Your Colleague : Impression!!! Appraisal !!!
Har appraisal main tu No 1!
Hike in salary !! Extra Stocks

You : Phir kya hoga...

Your Colleague : Project Leader ban jaayega..Phir Project Manager
!!!Phir Business Manager ! One day U will be a
Director of the Company man !!

You : Acchha to phir kya hoga...

Your Colleague : Abe phir tu aish karega! Koi kaam nahin karna
padega ! Araam se office aayega aur MAIL check
karega.

You : To ab main kya kar raha hoon????

"Dikhawe pe na jao, apni akal lagao.
Programming hai waste, trust only copy-paste "

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ENGINEERING DAYS MEMORIES

Reminds us of those engineering days.... 4 years of non-stop of what follows... day after day...

Engineering Dialogues

1. On being Late
(standing at the door... gesturing to a friend) "Andar aaon kya? Kab chalu hua?"
"Attendance ho gaya kya??"
"I was searching for the Classroom"
"Bus/Train was late"
"bike/scooter kharab ho gaya tha."

2. During the lecture
"mera assignment tere paas hai??"
"Kya bore ho raha hai. Bola tha bunk karenge."
"Heads, we go home, Tails, we go home now!!!"
"Journal sheet hai??"

3. Lab
"Expt. 2 likha??"
"Idhar Karna kya hai??"

4. Unit Test
"Aaj kounsa test hai?"
"Oh !!! Itna syllabus cover ho gaya ?"

5. For attendance
(less attendance isliye attendance badane ke liye bahane)
"I forgot the I-card , so watchman didn ' t let me in"

6. Late submission of assignments
" Maine usko bola thaa ki copy karke mera assgnment bhi saath mein submit kar dena"
"Last date extend hua thaa"
"I didn ' t know the last date"

7. Late submission of Journal (for printouts)
"Format pataa nahi thaa"
"Printer is not working today"
"Friday ko light nahi thee"

8. VIVA (after exam)
"Yeh bhi syllabus mein thaa kya?"
"Achha !!! ye aise hota hai kya?"
"Ye subject ka reference book kounsa hai"

9. VIVA (b4 exam)
"Submission ab tak hua nahi hai , VIVA kya ghanta doonga"
"Dekh Boss!! external bhi aadmi hai. Usko pata hai students ka ab tak preparation nahi hua hai"

10. VIVA (General)
"Dekh , tu jo bhi padhega , woh (external) tereko woh nahi poochhnewaala, then watz the point"
"Roll no. 1 aur 2 ko wapas bulaaya hai"
"External is asking Bermuda Triangle ka Magnetic force kitna hai"
"Ye kounse subject mein aata hai"
"Aaj kounsa Viva hai?"

11. Submission
"Ye bhi chhapna hai kya?"
"Iska bhi print-out lena hai kya?"
"Tujhe Sir ka sign aata hai kya?"

12. A convo:
"Ye tune kya likha hai????"
"Jo word samajh mein aa raha hai woh likh, jo nahi samajh mein aa raha hai uska drawing nikal"
"Phir bhi, kuch to idea hoga??"
" Maine uska likha hai, mera assignment check ho gaya , tu bhi wohi kar. Jo word samajh mein araha hai woh likh , jo nahi samajh mein aa raha hai woh chhod de."

13. Exam
"Jo (mujhe)aata hai, woh (paper mein)aata nahi hai; jo nahi aata hai woh aata hai"
"ye question 2 saal se nahi poochha hai"
"ye last time hi poochha thaa"
"tere paas iske notes hai??"
"woh chapter... mark weightage 6 marks... (facial ex-pressions speaks the story)"
"nahi samjha to rat le"
(when someone is intensively doing his last revision) "Yeh nahi aayega !!!"

too funny..

Newton - The Father of Physics committed suicide.
Do you know why?
Here is the reason.

Once he came to India and He watched a few Tamil movies and had his head
spinning. He was convinced that all his logics and laws in physics were
just a huge pile of junk and apologized for everything he had done. In
the movie of Rajanikanth, Newton was confused to such an extent that he
went paranoid. Here are a few scenes:

1) Rajanikanth has a Brain Tumor which, according to the doctors
can't be cured and his death is imminent. In one of the fights,
our great Rajanikanth is shot in the head. To everybody's
surprise, the bullet passes through his ears taking away the
tumor along with it and he is cured. Long Live Rajanikanth.

2) In one of the movies, Rajanikanth is confronted with 3
gangsters. Rajanikanth has a gun but unfortunately only one bullet.

Guess, what he does... He holds a knife in his hand and throws

at the middle gangster & shoots the bullet towards the knife. The

knife cuts the bullet into 2 pieces and kills both the gangsters
on each side of the middle gangster & the knife kills the middle
one.

3) Rajanikanth is chased by a gangster. Rajanikanth has a revolver
but he has no bullets in it. Guess what he does. Nah not even in
your remotest imaginations.

He waits for the gangster to shoot. As soon as the gangster
shoots, Rajanikanth opens the bullet compartment of his revolver
and catches the bullet. Then, he closes the bullet compartment and

fires his gun.
Bang

and the gangster dies..
This was too much for our Newton to take and he was completely
shaken and he decided to go back. But he happened to see a movie
for one last time and thought that at least one movie will follow his
theory of physics.
The whole movie goes fine and Newton is happy that all in the world
hasn't changed.

Oops not so fast.
The Climax finally arrives. Rajanikanth gets to know that the
villain is on the other side of a very high wall. So high that
Rajanikanth can't jump even if he tries like one of those superman

techniques that our heroes normally use. Rajanikanth has to
desperately kill the villain because it�s the climax.


(Newton dada is smiling since it is virtually impossible).
Rajanikanth suddenly pulls two guns from his pocket (Probably a backup).
He throws one gun in the air and when the gun has reached the
height of the wall, he shoots at the trigger of the first gun in
air, with his second gun. Now the first gun fires off and the
villain is dead.

Newton commits Suicide.
Ragnikant ki jay ho !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Realize - The value!!!

To realize
The value of a sister
Ask someone
Who doesn't have one.
To realize
The value of ten years:
Ask a newly
Divorced couple.
To realize
The value of four years:
Ask a graduate.
To realize
The value of one year:
Ask a student
whoHas failed a final exam.
To realize
The value of nine months:
Ask a mother
who gave birth to a still born.
To realize
The value of one month:
Ask a mother
who has given birth to
A premature baby.
To realize
The value of one week:
Ask an editor of a weekly newspaper.
To realize
The value of one hour:
Ask the lovers
who are waiting to Meet.
To realize
The value of one minute:
Ask a person
Who has missed the train, bus or plane.
To realize
The value of one-second:
Ask a person
Who has survived an accident...
To realize
The value of one millisecond:
Ask the person who has won a silver medal in the Olympics
Time waits for no one.
Treasure every moment you have.
You will treasure it even more when
you can share it with someone special.
To realize
the value of a friend:
Lose one.

Did you know?




Did you know that those who appear to be very strong in heart, are real weak and most susceptible?

Did you know that those who spend their time protecting others are the ones that really need someone to protect them?

Did you know that the three most difficult things to say are:

I love you, Sorry and help me




Did you know that those who dress in red are more confident in themselves?

Did you know that those who dress in yellow are those that enjoy their beauty?

Did you know that those who dress in black, are those who want to be unnoticed and need your help and understanding?

Did you know that when you help someone, the help is returned in two folds?


Did you know that it's easier to say what you feel in writing than saying it to someone in the face? But did you know that it has more value when you say it to their face?

Did you know that if you ask for something in faith, your wishes are granted?

Did you know that you can make your dreams come true, like falling in love, becoming rich, staying healthy, if you ask for it by faith, and if you really knew, you'd be surprised by what you could do.



But don't believe everything I tell you, until you try it for yourself, if you know someone that is in need of something that I mentioned, and you know that you can help, you'll see that it will be returned in two-fold.

The story about the tiny frogs.

The story about the tiny frogs.


The story about the tiny frogs….

(A Revision and Reminder )

There once was a bunch of tiny frogs,...

… who arranged a running competition.

The goal was to reach the top of a very high tower.

A big crowd had gathered around the tower to see the race and cheer on the contestants...

The race began...

Honestly:

No one in the crowd really believed that the tiny frogs would reach the top of the tower.

You heard statements such as:

"Oh, WAY too difficult!!

They will NEVER make it to the top."

or:

"Not a chance that they will succeed. The tower is too high!"

The tiny frogs began collapsing. One by one...

... Except for those who in a fresh tempo were climbing higher and higher...

The crowd continued to yell

"It is too difficult!!! No one will make it!"

More tiny frogs got tired and gave up...

...But ONE continued higher and higher and higher...

This one wouldn’t give up!

At the end everyone else had given up climbing the tower. Except for the one tiny frog who after a big effort was the only one who reached the top!

THEN all of the other tiny frogs naturally wanted to know how this one frog managed to do it?

A contestant asked the tiny frog how the one who succeeded had found the strength to reach the goal?

It turned out...

That the winner was DEAF!!!!

The wisdom of this story is:

Never listen to other people’s tendencies to be

negative or pessimistic...

…cause they take your most wonderful dreams and wishes away from you. The ones you have in your heart!

Always think of the power words have.

Because everything you hear and read will affect your actions!

Therefore:

ALWAYS be…

POSITIVE!

And above all:

Be DEAF when people tell YOU that YOU can not fulfil YOUR dreams!

Always think:

I can do this!

Pass this message on to 5 “tiny frogs” you care about.

Give them some motivation!!!