Think Of This...

Does the reverse side also have a reverse side ?

If the universe is everything, and scientists say that the universe is
expanding, what is it expanding into ?

Why is a carrot more orange than an orange ?

Why is it, when a door is open it's ajar, but when a jar is open,
it's not adoor ?

Tell a man that there are 400 billion stars and he'll believe you.
Tell him a bench has wet paint and he has to touch it !

How come Superman could stop bullets with his chest, but always ducked
when
someone threw a gun at him ?

Why is lemon juice mostly artificial ingredients but dishwashing liquid
contains real lemons ?

Why do we put suits in a garment bag and put garments in a suitcase ?

Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle ?

Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard ?

Atheism is a non-prophet organisation.

If man evolved from monkeys and apes, why do we still have monkeys and
apes ?

I went to a bookstore and asked the saleswoman, "Where's the self-help
section?" She said if she told me, it would defeat the purpose.

If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is it
considered a hostage situation