Joke

Laloo Prasad sent his Bio Data 2 apply 4 a post in Microsoft,

A few days later he got this reply:=

Dear Mr. Laloo Prasad,

You do not meet our requirements. Please do not send any further correspondence. No phone call shall be entertained.Thanks Bill Gates.

Laloo jumped with joy on receiving this reply.

He arranged a press conference: "Bhaiyon aur Behno, aap ko jan k khushi ho gi k hum ko US mein naukri mil gayee hai." Everyone was delighted.

Laloo continued "Ab hum aap sab ko apna appointment Letter parh k sunaongaa? par letter angreeze main hai-isliyen sath-sath Hindi main translate bhi karoonga.

Dear Mr. Laloo Prasad-Pyare Laloo prasad bhaiyya

You do not meet--aap to miltay hee naheen ho

our requirement--humko to zaroorat hai

Please donot send any furthur correspondence--ab Letter vetter bhejne ka kaouno zaroorat nahee.

No phone call--phoonwa ka bhee zaroorat nahee hai

shall be entertained--bahut khaatir kee jayegi

Thanks--aapkaa bahut bahut dhanyavad.

Bill Gates--Tohar Bilva