Heights

What is height of Fashion????
Ans :- Dhoti with a Zip

What is height of Secrecy???
Ans :- Offering blank visiting cards

What is height of active Laziness???
Ans :- Asking 4 a lift to the house while on a morning walk

What is height of Craziness???
Ans :- Getting a blank paper xeroxed

What is height of Forgetfulness???
Ans :- seeing the mirror and trying to recollect when u saw him/her last

What is height of Stupidity???
Ans :- A man looking 4 a keyhole of a glass door

What is height of Honesty in Bihar ???
Ans :- A Pregnant woman buying one and half railway ticket

What is height of Suicide???
Ans :- A dwarf jumping from the footpath to the road

What is height of De-hydration???
Ans :- A cow giving milk powder

What is height of Kanjoosi(miserness)???
Ans :- Bania's shop has got fire and he is giving miss calls to d fire brigade